Americans always try to do the right thing -- after they've tried everything else. - - - Winston Churchill Send this quote to a friend 1 In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have to explain what a writer is. - - - Geoffrey Cottrell Send this quote to a friend 2 You slam a politician, you make out he’s the devil, with horns and hoofs. But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses. - - - Pamela Hansford Johnson Send this quote to a friend 3 If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already? - - - Cynthia Heimel Send this quote to a friend 4 "In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character." - - - P. J. O’Rourke "Parliament of Whores" Send this quote to a friend 5