The English think soap is civilization. - - - Heinrich von Treitschke Send this quote to a friend 1 I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - - - Duncan Spaeth Send this quote to a friend 2 Britain is the only country in the world where the food is more dangerous than the sex. - - - Jackie Mason Send this quote to a friend 3 The 100% American is 99% idiot. - - - George Bernard Shaw Send this quote to a friend 4 Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - - - Miles Kington Send this quote to a friend 5