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I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was doing spying. -- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an interview after he was returned to the US
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It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position. -- John Hogan, Commonwealth Edison Supervisor of News Information, responding to a charge by a Nuclear Regulatory Commission inspector that two Dresden Nuclear Plant operators were sleeping on the job.
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For economists, the real world is often a special case. Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if one went to Harvard). -- Edgar R. Fiedler
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A personal injustice is stronger motivation than any instinct for philanthropy. -- Dr. Lowji Daruwalla, in A Son of the Circus, by John Irving, 1994
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There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on... -- Robert Byrne
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