No computer has ever been designed that is ever aware of what it's doing; but
most of the time, we aren't either.  -- Marvin Minsky



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My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes so later 
I can ask him what he meant. 




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Smoking cures weight problems...eventually.



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In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything.
Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. 
Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out" 

                            -- Steven Wright



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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. 
I think I've forgotten this before. 




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