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Four years ago...  No, it was yesterday. Today I...  No, that wasn't me.
Sometimes I...  No, I don't.




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Is it weird in here, or is it just me?




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A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet
Earth taken from space.  On the back it said, "Wish you were here."




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Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for
a satellite picture.




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