There was a young maiden of Siam Who said to her lover, young Kiam, "If you kiss me, of course, You will have to use force,- But god knows you are stronger that I am." Send this poem to a friend 1 A Limerick gets laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical. But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean, And the clean ones so seldom are comical. Send this poem to a friend 2 The nephew of one of the czars Used to suck off Rasputin at Yars, Till the peasants revolted, The royal family bolted - Now they're under the sickle and stars. Send this poem to a friend 3 There was a young man from Racine Who invented a fucking machine: Both concave and convex, It would fit either sex - And could play with itself in between. Send this poem to a friend 4 There once was a monk from Siberia Whose manners were rather inferior He did to a nun What he shouldn't have done And now she's a Mother Superior Send this poem to a friend 5
