A sadistic young cook, Miss McDillet Gets very upset when you fill it. When she's done and hops off, She lops your thing off, And sautés it up in a skillet. Send this poem to a friend 1 A big bollocksed dancer, Durango, Had trouble while dancing Fandango, The blood from his twirls Overfilled the guys pearls Which swelled to the size of a mango. Send this poem to a friend 2 There was a young brother monastic Whose penis was somewhat elastic. So when it uncoiled, With a snap it recoiled, Interrupting his studies scholastic. Send this poem to a friend 3 There once was a young boy named Steven Who noticed his balls were uneven. When he pulled on the right, The left shot out of sight: Not the effect Steve was keen on achievin'. Send this poem to a friend 4 A nudist resort at Benares Took a midget in all unawares. But he made members weep For he just couldn't keep His nose out of private affairs. Send this poem to a friend 5
