A certain young person of Ghent, Uncertain if lady or gent, Shows his organs at large For a small handling charge To assist him in paying the rent. Send this poem to a friend 1 There was an old sheik named Al Hassid Whose tool had become very placid. Before each injection To get an erection He had to immerse it in acid. Send this poem to a friend 2 There were three ladies of Huxham, And whenever we meets 'em we fucks 'em, And when that game grows stale We sits on a rail, And pulls out our pricks and they sucks 'em. Send this poem to a friend 3 A lecherous fellow named Babbitt Asked a girl if she'd fuck or would nab it. Said she, "From long habit I fuck like a rabbit, So I'd rather cohabit than grab it." Send this poem to a friend 4 There was a young fellow named Price Who dabbled in all sorts of vice. He had virgins and boys And mechanical toys, And on Mondays... he meddled with mice Send this poem to a friend 5
