A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father
   asked, "Does this fellow have any money ?"
   
   The daughter shook her head sadly. "Oh Daddy ! You men are all alike."
   sighing deeply, she replied, "That's exactly what he asked me about
   you."




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   A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her
   wedding, I was reminding her of the first day she wore her ring. None
   of the other women in the office even noticed.
   
   Finally, in sheer and total exasperation, she said "Boy !!! It's so
   warm in here today, I think I'll take off my ring."




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   Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had
   worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through college. After he
   graduated and passed his bar exam, I asked her if they planned to be
   married soon.
   
   She looked at me with a big smile and said, "Oh no! Not right away. I
   want him to practice for at least six months first."




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   A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the
   usher. "Are you a friend of the bride ?" he asked.
   
   "Certainly not," she snapped, "I'm the groom's mother."




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   "What's this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?" said
   her closest friend.
   
   "Well," Pam confirmed, "although his diamond was of pretty good
   quality, his mounting left a lot to be desired."




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