What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? - Popeye almost killed him. Send this joke to a friend 1 What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her? "The holy pole is in your hole so wet your ass and save your soul." Send this joke to a friend 2 Question: What is every Amish woman's private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite! Send this joke to a friend 3 What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone. Send this joke to a friend 4 Question: What do you call a gay man's scrotum? Answer: Mud flaps! Send this joke to a friend 5