An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells: "Super Pussy!" The old man says: "I'll have the soup." Send this joke to a friend 1 A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger walked up to him and asked, "If you woke up in the woods and scratched your butt and felt vasoline, would you tell anyone?" "Hell no!" the guy said. The stranger then asked, "If you felt further into your crack and pulled out a used condom, would you tell anyone?" The man said, "Of course not." "Wanna go camping?" Send this joke to a friend 2 What's the difference between condoms and coffins? They both hold something stiff but one's coming and one's going! Send this joke to a friend 3 A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always comes in a box! Send this joke to a friend 4 Mongo's old lady decided she wanted t do something special to please him on his birthday, so she bought a pair of crotchless panties. That night, as he came into the house, she lay sprawled on the couch spread-eagle. "Hi hon," she purred sexily. "Y'all want some of this?" "Hell, no!" he hollered. "Look at what it's done to your undies!" Send this joke to a friend 5
