What do a moped and a blonde have in common?

     They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one. 



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Did you hear about the hooker that had her
appendix taken out?

Now she does business on the side!



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What kind of Bees make honey?
                                  Honey Bees!
What kind of Bees make Milk?
                                  BOOBIES!



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How are a blonde's legs like cheese wiz? 

     They're both useless unless they're spread! 



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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a
                                  peeping tom?

One snatches watches and the other watches snatches!



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