What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? "Why does it work?" What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask? "How does it work?" What does a graduate student with an accounting degree ask? "How much will it cost?" What does a graduate student with a liberal arts degree ask? "Do you want fries with that?" Send this joke to a friend 1 A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening and read's: Dear Wife (that's what he called her) I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary. When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him as follows: Dear Husband (that's what she called him) I too am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Hilton Hotel with my handsome and virile 18 year old toy boy. You being an accountant will therefore appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many many more times than 54 goes into 18!!!! Send this joke to a friend 2 What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot? A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball. Send this joke to a friend 3 Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am 300 miles from land . . . 600 feet over water . . . and running out of fuel . . . please instruct! Tower to pilot . . . tower to pilot . . . repeat after me: "Our Father, which art in heaven . . ." Send this joke to a friend 4 Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Send this joke to a friend 5
