What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang 
                    bang, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop?

                    An 'Amish' drive-by shooting



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What is the definition of Agony?

A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.



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Why do farts smell? 

                    So deaf people can enjoy them too.



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There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to 
the Pope. It was stormy outside, and the plane was
being rocked by some severe turbulence. So this 
kindly old lady looked upon Death's door, and said 
to her papal neighbour. 'Father, surely you can 
do something about this...'
To which the Pope replied, 'Sorry lady, I'm in 
sales, not management.'



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A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe 
stuttering problem.
After a thorough examination, the doctor consults 
with the patient.
Doctor: 'It appears that the reason for your 
stuttering is that your penis is about six inches 
too long and it is thus pulling on your vocal 
cords, and thereby causing you this annoying 
problem of stuttering.
Patient: Ddddd octttor . Whhaaat cccan I 
dddo? (Doctor what can I do?)
The doctor scratches his forehead, thinks for a 
minute and states that there is a procedure where 
we can free up the strain on the vocal cords by 
removing the six inches from the penis and freeing 
him from this horrible problem.
The patient stuttering badly states that this 
problem has caused him so much embarrassment as 
well as loss of employment that anything would be 
worth it.
The doctor plans for the procedure. The operation 
is a success and six months later the patient 
comes in for his check up.
Patient: Doctor, the operation was a success. I 
have not stuttered since the operation. I have a 
great job and my self esteem is fantastic. 
However, there is one problem, my wife says that 
she sort of misses the great sex we used to have 
before the extra six inches were removed. So I 
was wondering if it is possible to reattach those 
six inches.
The doctor scratches his forehead, thinks for a 
minute and says:
I dddoonnn?t ttthhhinkkkk thatttt wooould 
                    bbbbee possssssibbble.



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