Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?


                    Her knickers fit her like a glove!



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A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, 
'waiter, there's a fly in my soup!' 
The waiter replies, 'That, sir, is entirely 
possible, you see our cook used to be a tailor.'



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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

                    A stick.



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Why did the one-handed man cross the road?


                    To get to the second hand shop.



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What is the difference between boogers and spinach?

                    You can't get your kids to eat spinach.



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