The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak's "Car Train" to Florida, so
   they would have the mobility of being able to use their own vehicle on
   the honeymoon. They settled into one of the train's upper berths
   together and cuddled. As the nite progressed, the new bride was heard
   to say quite excitedly a number of times, "I just can't believe that
   we're finally married Kenny."
   
   After about the 3rd time in five minutes, a voice came out of the
   dark, "God dammit Kenny !!! Will you please convince her so's we can
   all get some sleep ???"




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Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent
   his wife her alimony payment each month. When he was asked the reason
   for his haste he shivered and replied: "I'm afraid that if I should
   ever fall behind in the payments to that witch, she might well try to
   repossess me."




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   A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks,
   he suggested that they might have another try at marriage. His ex-wife
   sneered in reply, "Over my dead body !"
   
   He downed his drink and replied, "Well, I see you haven't changed one
   little bit."




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   A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on
   Interstate 95 in the far right hand lane traveling at 55 mph, minding
   his own business. He noticed in his rear view mirror that a Maryland
   State Trooper was right behind him. A mile later nothing changed,
   except now he's driving at 65 mph, the maximum limit. Several miles
   further along, the Trooper's right on his bumper and the man increases
   his speed to 75 mph. The Trooper activates his lights and siren and
   the man reluctantly pulls onto the shoulder.
   
   After the Trooper demands the man's driver's license and registration,
   he sez, "Mr. {Smith}, I cannot for the life of me figure out why, when
   you knew I was behind you for quite some time, you sped up knowing
   that you could be cited for speeding. What in the world caused you to
   do that ?
   
   The man looked relieved, stared the Trooper directly in the eye and
   softly spoke, "Trooper, three months ago, my wife ran off with a
   Maryland State Trooper. I thought you were him, bringing her back."




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   A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the
   house. He got the outside.




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