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Two members of the Lothian and Borders traffic police were out on the Berwickshire moors with a radar gun recently, happily engaged in apprehending speeding motorists, when their equipment suddenly locked-up completely with an unexpected reading of well over 300 mph. The mystery was explained seconds later as a low flying Harrier hurtled over their heads. The boys in blue, upset at the damage to their radar gun, put in a complaint to the RAF, but were somewhat chastened when the RAF pointed out that the damage might well have been more severe. The Harrier's target-seeker had locked on to the 'enemy' radar and triggered an automatic retaliatory air-to-surface missile attack. Luckily(?) the Harrier was operating unarmed.
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I was about 12, and I was riding my bike in my neighborhood. It was a little dark outside so I looked up, and in the sky was a little white light, I thought it was the first star in the sky, so I stared at it and made a wish, well as I was making the wish I ran right into a parked car! I flew off my bike onto the car, half way, and before the people could come out and see who I was I ran with my bike crying the whole way home, just to look up in the sky as I got to my door and realized that the star was not a star after all it was a plane, I failed to see the little red light too. sent by Kristina
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My 9 year old son walked in the house one morning (he was supposed to be waiting on the school bus) and told me he had seen the funniest thing ever - my dog's butt was 'frozen' to the neighbors dog's butt. Poor child sent by leigh
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