The FBI released more formerly classified files. Among 15,000 pages newly available to the public were in-depth reports on organized crime and anti-communist groups an several Victoria's Secret catalogs addressed to JE Hoover. Send this story to a friend 1 On Campus: "In a rare lapse of generosity, the NCAA has decided college athletes can get jobs. This statement was sent via ship-to-shore cable from the NCAA yacht SS TV Revenue anchored off Monte Carlo." "Athletes just can't make it anymore on what alumni give them," says Alan Ray. Send this story to a friend 2 Some real headlines "Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Times in 10 Years" "Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One" "War Dims Hope for Peace" "If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While" "Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures" "Deer Kill 17,000" "Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide" "Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges" "Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead" "Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge" Send this story to a friend 3