I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic.
Driving to work this morning on I-95 I look over
to my left and there's this woman in a Mustang doing
65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear
view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I look away for
a couple seconds and when I look back she's halfway
over in my lane. Scared me so bad I dropped my
electric shaver in my coffee." 



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Seen in a Maine restaurant: 

     "Open 7 days a week and weekends." 



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Read this in a classified ad: 

     "Vacation special: Have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts."



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