She's So Blonde . . . Send this quote to a friend 1 Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic. I mimic my shadow. Send this quote to a friend 2 I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me -- and I didn't hear it. Send this quote to a friend 3 He asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, "Yes, but not right now." Send this quote to a friend 4 I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension. Send this quote to a friend 5