"The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise." - Roger Simon Send this quote to a friend 1 I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair under my arms instead. - Sue Kolinsky Send this quote to a friend 2 I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer Send this quote to a friend 3 "It's like deja vu all over again." - Yogi Berra Send this quote to a friend 4 What's all this I hear about 'Endangered Feces'? What? That's 'Endangered Species'? Never mind. - Emily Latella Send this quote to a friend 5
