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You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong
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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde. - Dolly Parton
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Advocates of capitalism are very apt to appeal to the sacred princples of liberty, which are embodied in one maxim: The fortunate must not be restrained in the exercise of tyranny over the unfortunate. - Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
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"My favorite conspiracy theory I saw in a cartoon the other day ... it was called 'Oliver Stone's Titanic' and it showed a second iceberg." - James Cameron, director of Titanic: interview conducted by Online Tonight, 1/21/98
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"For me, the best thing about cyberpunk is that it taught me how to enjoy shopping malls, which used to terrify me. Now I just imagine the whole thing is two miles below the moon's surface, and that half the people's right-brains have been eaten by roboticized steel rats. And suddenly it's interesting again." - Rudy Rucker
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