A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen Send this quote to a friend 1 "Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic building blocks of the Universe." - Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why the New York Times newspaper refused to carry advertising for his new movie. Send this quote to a friend 2 My husband and I are either going to buy a dog, or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet, or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner Send this quote to a friend 3 I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job. - Roseanne Send this quote to a friend 4 I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels GOOD for 36 hours. - Rita Rudner Send this quote to a friend 5
