"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenominally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion." - Scott Adams Send this quote to a friend 1 "Scientists say there are over 3,000 spiders for every human being on earth. Does anybody want mine? I certainly don't." - Chuck Bonner Send this quote to a friend 2 "How tall are you?" "Six foot seven." "Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches." - Mae West Send this quote to a friend 3 Try calling up strangers in the phone book and forgiving them. Not only will it loosen you up for the crucial real thing, the strangers will feel better. Everyone likes to know they're forgiven. - Rich Hall Send this quote to a friend 4 If you can't get your books or receipts to balance out, here's a useful term vending machine distributors rely on: "Slug Factor." - Rich Hall Send this quote to a friend 5
