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"I think gods don't smite people anymore because people of many different religions now live in the same town. No god wants to accidentally smite the wrong person and get sued by another god." - David James
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"Since I brought along two cases of well-joggled wine, my main problems will be food and sex. Not oddly, they're the same problems a lot of people have everywhere on Earth." - Jim Harrison
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"If your mind changes itself fast enough, the result is vertigo." - Jim Harrison
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"One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about everything." - Jim Harrison
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"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously." - Hubert Humphrey
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