There was a young man named Isaac Cox Who took as his motto: "I suck cocks." This frank declaration Brought him such reputation That he spent twenty years sucking cocks on the docks. Send this poem to a friend 1 A cautious young fellow named Tunney Had a whang that was worth any money. When eased in half-way, The girl's sigh made him say, "Why the sigh?" "For the rest of it, honey." Send this poem to a friend 2 There was a young fellow named Biddle Whose girl had to teach him to diddle. She grabbed hold of his bow And said, "If you want to know, You can try parting my hair in the middle." Send this poem to a friend 3 A sailor indulged in coitus With a cow of the genus of Cetus. Piscatologists thundered, Biologists wondered, At the anchor tattooed on the fetus. Send this poem to a friend 4 There's a lot has been said 'bout the breast--- Like how nicely they feel when they're pressed. But when push comes to shove, In this business of love, Its "twats" 'tween the legs that is best. Send this poem to a friend 5
