There was a young Georgian named Lynd Who'd never in all his life sinned, For whenever he'd start He'd be jarred by a fart, And his semen was gone with the wind. Send this poem to a friend 1 There was a young lady named Peaches Who frequented the very best beaches. She refused the lifeguard, Though he breast-stroked her hard--- She preferred to be sucked off by leeches. Send this poem to a friend 2 Two roosters in one of our pens Found their pricks were no larger than wens. As they looked at their foreskins And wished they had more skins, They discovered they'd both become hens. Send this poem to a friend 3 A young lady from South Carolina Placed fiddle strings 'cross her vagina. What, with proper sized cocks, Once was sex, became Bach's Tocatta and Fugue in D Minor. Send this poem to a friend 4 It's only human nature after all If a fellow puts a girl against the wall And puts his inclination Into her accomodation To increase the population Of the rising generation--- Why, it's only human natrue after all. Send this poem to a friend 5
