For sculpture that's really first class You need form, composition, and mass. To do a good Venus Just leave off the penis, And concentrate all on the ass. Send this poem to a friend 1 There was a young girl of Peru Who had nothing whatever to do, So she sat on the stairs And counted cunt hairs--- Four thousand, three hundred, and two. Send this poem to a friend 2 A morbid young lady named Jean Was known as the Masochist Queen. She used thistles and cacti In pursuit of her practi, In a manner both odd and obscene. Send this poem to a friend 3 A virgin felt urged in Toulouse Till she thought she would try sef-abuse. In search of a hard on She ran out in the garden, And was had by a statue of Zeus. Send this poem to a friend 4 On the plains of north-central Tibet They've thought of the strangest thing yet: On the ass of a camel They pour blue enamel, And bugger the beast while it's wet. Send this poem to a friend 5
