Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools! Send this joke to a friend 1 How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van? Promote one and watch the other 19 crawl up his ass. Send this joke to a friend 2 Do you know what a Yankee is? Same as a quickie, except you're by yourself Send this joke to a friend 3 In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell you are doing?" "Well," said the guy, "you see, I'm a chiropractor and I could see that you were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help practicing my art!" "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy replied. "I'm a lawyer. Do ya see me fucking the guy in front of me?" Send this joke to a friend 4 A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying out a circumcision in the on-site surgery. As they were walking, they heard a scream and a foreskin flew out of the window and landed at the girl's feet. "What's this," she asked. "Taste it," he replied, "If you like it, I'll give you a whole one!" Send this joke to a friend 5
