One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they
   offered free air-fare to wives who accompanied their husbands on a
   business trip. Seeking some valuable testimonials, the PR unit of the
   airline sent out letters to the wives who took advantage of the offer.
   
   I understand both written and telephoned responses are still flooding
   their offices asking, "What trip ?"




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   A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best
   friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says, "My
   God Pete !!! I more-or-less 'have to', but YOU ???"




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   The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his
   wife during a recent love-making session, "How come you never tell me
   when you have an orgasm ?"
   
   She looked him rite in the eye and said, "You're never home !"




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   A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line
   dating services. I asked him the other day if he had had any luck and
   he said he'd quit -- seems they'd matched him up with his wife.




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   My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife
   hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were in
   fact "cheating" on her. I asked my wife if she would ever do that.
   
   She said, "Well not so much to find out who the other woman was, but
   to see if I could find out what she saw in ya."




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