A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to 
his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little 
boy's mind, sat him and said: "God is not a man or a woman, and God is not 
black or white."
To which the child responded, "Well, then is God Michael Jackson?" 



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Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries. 
The clerk gestures with his fingers and says, "Come this way," and heads 
towards the back of the store.
"If I could come that way," she tells the retreating clerk, "I wouldn't 
need the batteries." 




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A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher 
asked him why, he said "Our cow was on heat, so I had to take her to the 
Bull". "How disgusting" said the teacher "I am sure your father could have 
done that" "No ma'm, he couldn't have" said the little sod "It has to be 
the Bull". 




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An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got into bed the 
night after the wedding, he held up three fingers. "Oh honey", said the 
young nymph, "Does that mean we're going to do it three times?" "No", said 
the old man, "It means you can take your pick." 



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A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 
17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go 
to Florida for their honeymoon. When they get back, his friend says to 
him, "So, tell me, how was it?"
"Oh, it was beautiful," says the man. "The sun, the surf, we made love 
almost every night, we--"
His friend interrupts him. "A man your age! How did you make love almost 
every night?"
"Oh," says the man, "we almost made love Monday, we almost made love 
Tuesday..." 



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