Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can't: 1. Bleed for a week and not die. 2. Give milk without eating grass 3. Bury an eight inch bone faster than any dog! Send this joke to a friend 1 What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's ass? A Mechanic. Send this joke to a friend 2 Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is using a feather... kinky is using the whole chicken. Send this joke to a friend 3 Q: Why do men name their penis? A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of their decisions. Send this joke to a friend 4 A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the statue, a sign was displayed: "Here lies Seymour Ruthenberg". The tourist inquired of one of the locals how was it possible an unknown had a name. The resident replied, "As a soldier, that Seymour was pretty much unknown, but as an accountant-Oy! He was something." Send this joke to a friend 5
