I gave my wife a new watch for her birthday . . . waterproof,
shockproof, unbreakable and anti-magnetic. Absolutely nothing
could happen to it. She lost it. 

     -Joey Adams 



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I knew a tattoo artist whose wife left him because he had designs on other women. 

     -Joey Adams 



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The plane was so fast that it took off from Los Angeles with
two rabbits and landed in New York with two rabbits. 

     -Joey Adams 



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For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman.
If my wife ever finds out she'll kill me. 

     -Henny Youngman 



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My problem with most athletic challenges is training. I'm lazy
and find that workouts cut into my drinking time. 

     - A Wolverine is Eating My Leg 



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