Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off. Send this quote to a friend 1 Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? (1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. (2) Advising the President. (3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin. -- David Letterman Send this quote to a friend 2 Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen Send this quote to a friend 3 Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for 20 years. Send this quote to a friend 4 The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones Send this quote to a friend 5
