I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals. Send this quote to a friend 1 Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done. Send this quote to a friend 2 You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea. Send this quote to a friend 3 To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad. Send this quote to a friend 4 Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her. Send this quote to a friend 5
