There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? -Jay Leno Send this quote to a friend 1 Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. -Roseanne Send this quote to a friend 2 Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. -Robin Williams Send this quote to a friend 3 Behind every successful man stands a devoted wife and a surprised mother-in-law. Send this quote to a friend 4 I know a mother-in-law who sleeps in her spectacles, the better to see her son-in-law suffer in here dreams. - Attributed to Ernest Coquelin Send this quote to a friend 5