"Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield." Send this quote to a friend 1 "Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other." -- Ann Landers -- Send this quote to a friend 2 "Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs." -- Alfred Hitchcock -- Send this quote to a friend 3 "I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called `brightness', but it doesn't work." -- Gallagher -- Send this quote to a friend 4 If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. -George Carlin Send this quote to a friend 5
