"Television - a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well-done." -- Ernie Kovacs Send this quote to a friend 1 The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. -- Douglas Adams Send this quote to a friend 2 Definition of Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to beat or choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it. Send this quote to a friend 3 In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of people angry and was widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe Send this quote to a friend 4 Although they have tried to cover up the fact that mad cow disease exists the government has finally given up to public pressure demanding they reveal the truth, however they are still insisting that this fatal infection is no worse than a broken leg. No worse than a broken leg? I once had a broken leg and it hurt like fuck!!!! Send this quote to a friend 5