If you can't say something nice about someone, you are probably talking about the Ayatollah Khomeini. -Steve Martin Send this quote to a friend 1 Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it. - Lyndon B. Johnson Send this quote to a friend 2 Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man called Doc. - Edward Abbey Send this quote to a friend 3 "You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are. If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster." - Lewis Carroll Send this quote to a friend 4 Q: Why is Life so strange? A: Because if we knew what was going on, we wouldn't put up with it. - Dr. Nell Hartley Send this quote to a friend 5
