Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry Send this quote to a friend 1 Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. - Dave Barry's Bad Habits, Dave Barry Send this quote to a friend 2 When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer. - Postpetroleum Guzzler, Dave Barry Send this quote to a friend 3 One more drink and I'd be under the host. - Parker Send this quote to a friend 4 Beer is good food. - John Goodman Send this quote to a friend 5
