When a woman in strapless attire Found her breasts working higher and higher, A guest, with great feeling, Exclaimed, "How appealing! Do you mind if I piss in the fire?" Send this poem to a friend 1 Should a fellow discover some night A girl's body in bed, it's all right. He should think it good luck, And accept the free fuck--- He will bugger her too, if he's bright. Send this poem to a friend 2 There once was a eunuch of Roylem, Took two eggs to the cook and said, "Boil 'em. I'll sling 'em beneath My inadequate sheath, And slip into the harem and foil 'em." Send this poem to a friend 3 There was a young lady named Hatch Who would always come through in a scratch. If a guy wouldn't neck her, She'd grab up his pecker And shove the damn thing up her snatch. Send this poem to a friend 4 A seamstress at Epping-on-Tyne Used to peddle her tail down the line. She first got a crown, But her prices went down--- Now she'll fit you for ten pence or nine. Send this poem to a friend 5
