A naive young girl goes into the doctor's office. She says, "Doc, I'm
   getting married and
   I'm a little inexperienced, so I'd like to ask you a few questions."
   He says, "All right."
   She says, "All right...what is that thing that hangs between my
   fiancé's legs?" The doctor
   says, "That's the penis. The male organ, the penis." She says, "Okay.
   And what is that
   big red knob at the end?" The doctor says, "That's the glans. The head
   of the penis, the
   glans." She says, "Okay. And what are those two round things, about
   twelve inches
   behind the head?" The doctor says, "Well, lady, I don't know about
   your fiancé, but on
   me, they're the cheeks of my ass."
   




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   An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The
   Iranian woman
   picks up two potatoes and says, "These remind me of my husband's
   testicles." The
   American woman says, "That big?" The Iranian woman says, No...that
   dirty."
   




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   Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as
   fast as Rudolph,
   he just couldn't stop as fast.
   




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   A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the
   bartender. "If i show you the most amazing thing you've ever seen, is
   my beer on the house?" "We'll See," says the bartender. So the guy
   pulls out a hamster and a tiny piano out of a bag, puts them on the
   bar,
   and the hamster begins to play. "Impressive," says the bartender, "but
   i'll need to see more." "Hold on," says the man. He then pulls out a
   bullfrog, and it sings "Old Man River." A patron jups up from mhis
   table and shouts "Thats's Absolutely incredible! I'll give you $100
   right now for the frog." "Sold," says the guy. The patron takes the
   bullfrog and leaves. "It's none of my business," says the bartender,
   "but you just gave away a fortune." "Not really," says the guy. "The
   hamster is also a ventriloquist."
   




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   A yuppie opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along
   and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived
   at the scene, the yuppie was complaining bitterly about the damage
   to his precious BMW.
   "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he whined.
   "You yuppies are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!", retorted
   the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you
   didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
   "Oh my gaaawd...," replied the yuppie, finally noticing the bloody
   left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex?!!!!!"
   




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