I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who
answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?"



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A couple I know recently adopted a Chinese baby girl, and were showing her
to friends. A neighbor came by to admire the baby, and asked, "But what
will you do when she gets older and starts speaking Chinese?"



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Here's an easy one we did for our boss.  Sign him up for a crossdresser
weekly subscription or some other form of perversion (North America Man 
Boy Love Association).  Address it to his name but under his neighbors 
address.
Do this several times.  Also, if you have his home phone, there's nothing
like placing his name and number in homosexual personal ads...





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