"A girl and a boy bump into each other - surely an accident. A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops - surely another accident. But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid - _that had to mean something_." -- S. Morganstern, "The Silent Gondoliers" Send this quote to a friend 1 "If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille." -- Discordian Quote File Send this quote to a friend 2 "*slap*" "When she does that you're meant to say 'harder'..." "Harder... but only if she ties me up..." -- Debra Langeluddecke, me, Richard White Send this quote to a friend 3 "... you know Ross, looking at you here... like this... legs akimbo... I could _GO_ for you mate... I reckon you're bloody _gorgeous_..." -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital Send this quote to a friend 4 "... diamonds are forever, but _oranges_... are for half-time..." -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital Send this quote to a friend 5
