"'Son I am able' she said 'though you scare me', 'Watch' said I, 'Beloved' I said 'Watch me scare you', 'Though' said she 'able am I son'..." -- They Might Be Giants, "I Palindrome I" Send this quote to a friend 1 "What a joy, what a thrill, when I get behind the wheel, And we set out to make our next road kill. The shiver of excitement as the body leaves the head... But if I can't find a dog or cat... a kid will do instead..." -- J. Stott and others Send this quote to a friend 2 "I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender." -- Unknown Send this quote to a friend 3 "An author once told me I must find my muse before I could write. When I finally found her, she was wearing a rubber helmet, a latex catsuit, a very tight corset, an armbinder, and ballet-toe boots with seven inch heels. I suspect I am not meant to be a writer." -- Unknown Send this quote to a friend 4 "You're not playing klondike again are you?" "No, it's a hallucination." "Oh, ok. Put the 8 on the 9." -- Ben Salmon, me, Ben Send this quote to a friend 5
