"... they're the words you would think I would say if there was a me for
 you..."
                        -- They Might Be Giants, "Ana Ng"




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Picard: "Return that moon to its orbit."
Q:      "I have no powers!  Q, the ordinary!"
Picard: "Q, the liar!  Q, the misanthrope!"
Q:      "Q, the miserable, Q, the desperate!  What must I do to
         convince you people?"
Worf:   "Die."
Q:      "Oh, very clever, Worf.  Eat any good books lately?"
                        -- Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Deja Q"




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"... [Paul's] got about _this_ much callus on the bottom of his feet. He's got
 _platform_ callus..."
                        -- me




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"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.
 Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum."
                        -- Barnes and Barnes, "Fish Heads"




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"Despite it's clever disguise the aperture to the right is not actually a
 window, but is a fire exit. _So_ if you want it open, please light this
 waste-paper bin so we aren't breaking the law, and the fire brigade will open
 it for you."
                        -- Paul Gardner-Stephen




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