"Satan is my sad... pathetic... knob." -- Alasdair McLellan Send this quote to a friend 1 "... I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo... in morse code..." -- Unknown, via Bruce Alcorn Send this quote to a friend 2 "... I disturbed a burglar the other night... I told him there is no god..." -- Peter Murkin (sp?) Send this quote to a friend 3 "I say Carmina and you say Burana, I say Catulli and you say Carmina, Carmina! Burana! Catulli! Carmina! Let's call the whole thing Orff..." -- Unknown, via Adrian Corston Send this quote to a friend 4 "TUUUUBAAAAAA MIRUM SPAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGENS..." -- The Bass Section, Berlioz Requiem (If you've never heard it, you won't get it) Send this quote to a friend 5