I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. -- Groucho
       Marx




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Some of the greatest writers this world has ever known have
       written their finest works while happily and blissfully
       drunk...and so shall I.




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"I grew up in a tough neighborhood, how 
tough you ask? The sign in the local 
library said "Shut the FUCK up!!"


Sent by Chris




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I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares.





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Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.




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