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"... you know Ross, looking at you here... like this... legs akimbo... I could _GO_ for you mate... I reckon you're bloody _gorgeous_..." -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital
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"... diamonds are forever, but _oranges_... are for half-time..." -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital
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"... beyond a shadow of a doubt... who has seen doubt cast a shadow? Bull elephant seals cast shadows... beyond the shadow of a bull elephant seal..." -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital
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"Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle but the cow has failed on it's first attempt at the moon landing!!... that's one small step for a cow, one giant leap for the beef industry..." -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital
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One of the major functions of skin is to keep people who look at you from throwing up. -- Actual exam answer
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