"An author once told me I must find my muse before I could write. When I finally found her, she was wearing a rubber helmet, a latex catsuit, a very tight corset, an armbinder, and ballet-toe boots with seven inch heels. I suspect I am not meant to be a writer." -- Unknown Send this quote to a friend 1 "You're not playing klondike again are you?" "No, it's a hallucination." "Oh, ok. Put the 8 on the 9." -- Ben Salmon, me, Ben Send this quote to a friend 2 "A girl and a boy bump into each other - surely an accident. A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops - surely another accident. But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid - _that had to mean something_." -- S. Morganstern, "The Silent Gondoliers" Send this quote to a friend 3 "If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille." -- Discordian Quote File Send this quote to a friend 4 "*slap*" "When she does that you're meant to say 'harder'..." "Harder... but only if she ties me up..." -- Debra Langeluddecke, me, Richard White Send this quote to a friend 5
